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Michiel de Ruyter

Monday, February 23, 2015 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment
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Ferdinand Bol. Michiel de Ruyter. 1667

Okay, so I went to see Michiel de Ruyter tonight. It’s a Dutch movie about one of our best known admirals, back in the 17th century. As a lover of history, I had been intrigued about the movie ever since I saw trailers, so Gert and I decided we had to go see.

I didn’t remember a lot about Michiel de Ruyter himself from my history classes. I recognised some names of characters, and I remembered the brothers De Witt as I’d seen a painting of them last year at the Rijksmuseum.

The movie starts with a sea battle in which fleet admiral Maarten Tromp dies, witnessed by Michiel de Ruyter. After, when Michiel comes home he has been on the road out on the oceans for the better part of the last fifteen years with only occasional breaks and he’s tired of it. As Michiel gets used to home life again with Anna, his wife, and his three remaining children (an older boy and two young girls) we cut to politics. And from here on out, there be many spoilers. Be forewarned!

Johan de Witt is named the Grand Pensionary of the States of Holland, and as a consequence of that, due to the power of Holland, the de facto leader of the whole of the United Provinces. At this time, the Anglo-Dutch War is going on, and Johan realises they need a strong man to lead their navy. Unfortunately, with the admiral of the fleet dead, he needs a new one.

Cue Michiel de Ruyter. Michiel doesn’t want to, he wants to retire. But Johan is his friend, and Michiel is dedicated to his fatherland so he relents and accepts the commission. We then get shown, in quick succession, a number of sea battles Michiel leads, winning most of them. Taking pointers from The Matrix, every time a cannon ball hits a ship we see sailors and crewmen flying around the decks in slow-motion, accompanied by a blast of sawdust and splinters.

While well-shot battle scenes, using replicas of period ships for the main action and filling it in with CGI for background, this sequence got tiresome as it was very repetitive, and besides on screen titles naming the battles, there were no dates to indicate flow of time.

Peter van de Velde. The Dutch burn down the English fleet before Chatham, June 20, 1667.  ca. 1670

Peter van de Velde. The Dutch burn down the English fleet before Chatham, June 20, 1667. ca. 1670

During one of these battles his second in command Cornelis Tromp snaps and disobeys an order. As the son of the previous admiral, who was a hero to his men, he fully expected to take over the job. He doesn’t like Michiel and doesn’t trust his strategies. So he breaks formation to pursue two straggler ships and as a consequence, the battle is lost. Michiel is furious and fires him on the spot.

On the whole, though, the Dutch are decimating the English, culminating in a sneak attack on the Medway near London where they burn part of the English fleet anchored there, and steal the flagship. This is also the founding of the Dutch Marine Corps. The English are then somewhat willing to sign a peace treaty. Charles II of England (very well played by Charles Dance, aka Tywin Lannister) is pissed of at this, though, and conspires with the French.

At the same time, in the United Provinces, William III of Orange (nephew of Charles) is unhappy because he isn’t Stadtholder yet, and there are continuing clashes between republicans (anti-him) and orangists (pro-him). He is also a bit of a wet blanket. However, the peace treaty also comes with a demand by Charles for a better position for William so he ends up Stadtholder after all.

Jan de Baen. De lijken van de gebroeders De Witt. ca. 1672-1675

As time goes on, the unrest grows, the peace is broken, battles keep on happening. Political scheming also increases greatly. Meanwhile, the French are knocking at our doors in the south and Louis XIV‘s armies invade, secretly helped by Charles II. The orangists are getting really sick of Johan de Witt and his brother and conspire to have them killed. This is done in a rather gruesome way, matching the earlier mentioned, and shown here, painting.

Michiel is devastated, Johan was his best friend, but he remains first and foremost loyal to his country. Despite being a republican, William likes De Ruyter and wants to keep him on as Admiral. He reinstates Tromp and orders them to put on their big boy pants, suck it up and work together. Despite no love between them, they shake hands and seal the deal. As strategies are devised and battles planned, Tromp begins to see that Michiel is a really brilliant strategist with an excellent grasp of battle dynamics, and the role the ocean plays.

William is influenced by his power-hungry orangist retinue and starts to distrust Michiel. After a glorious victory, William announces it was thanks to Tromp’s achievements they won and Michiel realises he’s pretty fucked. He tries to retire again, so he and his wife and kids can live out their lives in (relative) peace. William has other ideas, however. After a wee shouting match in the hallways, they part. Only for William to stop him at the last minute. Michiel has declared his continuing loyalty to the land and has reaffirmed he will follow orders during the argument. So William sends him, severely outgunned, to the Mediterranean to fight.

There, Michiel and his men, knowing they will not survive, engage the enemy. When indeed he gets shot down and dies, the French they are fighting stop and give him a gun salute. Michiel is brought back home, and given a state funeral.

Overall I really enjoyed the movie. It is of an un-Dutch style and grandeur and evokes patriotism in an almost American way (think lots of flags flying and grand-standing speeches). I am personally rather allergic to patriotism, but even I could not escape it wholly while watching the film.  And I don’t think I would’ve wanted it any other way. Michiel de Ruyter is, after all, one of the heroes of our tiny country. There’s some ruckus about this now, because he also did things that we now see as bad (slavery, whaling) so some people are clamoring we shouldn’t see him as a hero.

But we must keep in mind that this is centuries ago, in a society, a world, with different morals, different laws, and frankly, a different reality. Within that context, Michiel gave everything for our country and worked tirelessly to keep us free, free to trade, free to live. Looking back on that now, we should realise that, as morality and ethics have changed over the years, so has our reality. We enacted new laws, stopped practices we now deem wrong. So yes, definitely acknowledge our history, good ánd bad, so we can learn from that, but stop overlaying (y)our current moral viewpoint on a time and place where it is not (fully) applicable.

The actors are good, with one or two exceptions, and I liked most of the characterisations. I especially enjoyed Frank Lammers (Michiel), Sanne Langelaar (Anna) and Barry Atsma (Johan de Witt). I found William III (Egbert Jan Weeber) and his boy-toy Hans William Bentinck (Jelle de Jong) to be played rather as if they were prissy weaklings, which annoyed me.

Other than that, the movie is rife with historical inaccuracies. The writer(s) played loose and fast with the timeline, both compressing it, and rearranging events as they liked it. Historically speaking, the movie covers a period of about 25 years. In the movie, it can’t be more than about three years. And even that is a stretch. There are never any dates shown, but his children at the beginning of the movie are played by the same actors as at the end, and none of them are aged in any way. Therefore, it can’t be more than just a few years.

Jurriaen Jacobsz. Michiel de Ruyter and his family. 1662.

Jurriaen Jacobsz. Michiel de Ruyter and his family. 1662. In the back: Engel (with falcon), Michiel, his wife Anna, her son from an earlier marriage Jan, Alida (with flowers) and on the right Cornelia and her husband Jan. In the front are the two daughters from Michiel and Anna playing with their cousin Cornelis (son of Cornelia and Jan).

And speaking of his children, as an example of things changed in the movie, Michiel de Ruyter married and then lost that wife, as well as the child, in childbirth. He then later married again and, with that wife, had a son named Adriaen, a daughter named Cornelia (Neeltje), a child that died a few days old, another daughter named Alida (Aaltje), and another son named Engel. His wife then died about a year later, and two years after that, in 1652, he marries Anna. This is the wife he has in the movie.

Anna was a widow at that time, with a son and a daughter from a previous marriage. Together, they have two more daughters, Margaretha in 1652 and Anna in 1655. Also in 1655, his oldest son Adriaen dies, leaving them with six or seven living children between them (I couldn’t find if the daughter is still alive at this point).

In the movie, Anna is pregnant at the beginning. She gives birth and loses that baby. Beyond that, they have a son, Engel, and two daughters, Neeltje and Greetje. So, the number of kids is wrong, the order of the kids is wrong, and the names of the kids are wrong. And none of these kids have aged in any way at the end of the movie… This while Engel in actuality also went out to sea, fought alongside his father and separately, rising to a rank of vice-admiral two years after his father’s death.

Having said that, I recommend you watch the movie, and then spent an hour or two reading up on Actual History. The Wikipedia articles I linked are an excellent starting point. If you read Dutch, though, I recommend the nl varieties of he Wikipedia links, they are more in depth.

Posted in: General Tagged: Art, Education, Friends, Gert, History, Link Dump, Movies, Pathé, Photos, Review

I Am Groot

Saturday, February 7, 2015 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

My new Funko’s finally came! Meet Groot, Loki and Queen Elsa 🙂

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Posted in: General, Photos Tagged: Disney, Fandom, Funko, Marvel, Movies, Photos, Toys

Prezzies

Saturday, December 27, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

20141222_112029After Christmas dinner it was time for prezzies. First we exchanged gifts with my parents, and after they left, Nienke and I continued the unwrapping party with our gifts for each other.

We’d already given each other one of the prezzies the day before, but now it was time for the rest. We usually set a budget, and always go over, but I think we never went quite as far over as we did this year 😀

Mom and Dad gave me the CD with the soundtrack of Guardians of the Galaxy. A definite hit as the songs keep getting stuck in my head 🙂 I got Mom a bath set with lotion and fluffy things, and for Dad dried meat sausages, he always likes a good sausage.

Nienke gave me awesome things! Starfleet Academy and Medical Academy buttons, a necklace of the Elven brooch given to the Hobbits, a colouring book and a cute story book, a letter E, and the best thing ever: a USS Voyager model kit. I’ll have to order paint first, but I can’t wait to build it.

I got Nienke a Comic Con Exclusive Buffy Pop Vinyl, the eleventh Doctor’s sonic screwdriver, a 1:64 model of the Impala from Supernatural along with a replica of Dean’s necklace that Sammy gave him, blue fuzzy gloves, a guitar stand and the unicorn plush from Despicable Me. The cats each got a toy, as well.

Then tonight Kim came by to watch the Olivier B. Bommel movie Als je begrijpt wat ik bedoel and then we saw Flushed Away before also exchanging gifts.

I’d gotten both Nienke and Kim a chocolate bar, and gave Kim a set of mugs with owls on it, as well as a bracelet with a Mockingjay pin. I’d also gotten some toys and candies for her cats. She got me chocolate, fudge and a Pop Vinyl of Invisible Bilbo!

Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack

Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack, true to its name

 

Starfleet Academy departmental buttons

Starfleet Academy departmental buttons, Starfleet Medical Academy button and a Star Trek general button

 

Lord of the Rings Elven brooch necklace

Fantastic Lord of the Rings Elven brooch necklace

 

Undead Pets book

A cute little book about Undead Pets

 

Feel Good colouring book

Very pretty Feel Good colouring book

 

USS Voyager model kit

Best gift ever 😀 USS Voyager model kit!

 

Invisible Bilbo!

Invisible Bilbo!

 

Chocolate hippos! And fudge *swoon*

Chocolate hippos! And fudge *swoon*

 

Posted in: General, Photos Tagged: Books, Christmas, Crafting, Dad, Fandom, Fantasy, Food, Friends, Funko, Holidays, Kim, Mom, Movies, Music, Nienke, Parents, Photos, Scifi, Star Trek

The Battle of the Holiday Cards

Friday, December 12, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

20141211_151353Wrote Holiday cards with Mom yesterday as we usually do.

In the evening I went to the city to meet up with Gert to go see The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. It was a good movie with many things I liked and loved, but it just felt a bit off. I’m curious for the extended edition release next year because I felt, at several moment, that things were cut that would be excellent moments to restore for the extended.

Then tonight, I went again, but then with Nico. I’m not sure if I’ll be seeing it more than these two times (in comparison, I went to see Desolation in cinemas thrice).

Saturday, Kim is coming over to watch the Extended Desolation of Smaug in preparation for watching Battle, later on.

Posted in: General, Photos Tagged: Friends, Gert, Holidays, Kim, Mom, Movies, Pathé, Photos, Review

Strange Things Did Happen Here

Wednesday, December 3, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

Saw Mockingjay (part 1) tonight with Kim. I was very curious to see how they would continue and especially how they would split it. The first two parts were really good, so I was hoping they would continue that trend. And they did.

It’s a really good film. A comfortable pacing keeping the action happening while making time for emotional gut-punch moments so you actually get to experience the feels and not rush through them. I think they made a good choice where to make the cut and end this part. This way parts 1 and 2 aren’t just one film that just happens to be in two parts, but each have a different all-over theme.

They also made a really good rendition of the Hanging Tree song, which is very nicely sung by Jennifer Lawrence. It becomes a tune that sticks in your head.

We stopped at Starbucks on the way back since I’d seen the sign announcing the return of the Christmas flavours the other day and I love honey almond hot chocolate. It’s like drinking a liquid marzipan bar, one of those with a thin layer of chocolate around them.

Posted in: General Tagged: Dystopia, Food, Friends, Kim, Movies, Music, Pathé, Review, Videos

Space

Wednesday, November 12, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

20141112_161602Met up with Gert today to play games and have general fun. He has recently acquired Star Trek Catan, and as trekkie, I, of course, must play this 😀

To stay on theme, we watched Space Station 76 tonight. It’s a weird film, black comedy, taking place on a Space Station where it revolves around the relationships between the crewmates. At first glance everything is very idyllic Which gets reinforced by the very, very 70s visual style of the movie (which makes it tie-in to classic Trek quite nicely).Space_Station_76_poster

As the movie begins a new first officer comes aboard because the old one left. She and the Captain don’t quite get along. We later learn that the old first officer was the lover of the Captain and left as a break-up. There’s an engineer (played by Matt Bomer, I like him) with his wife and their kid, and while the engineer is crazy about the kid, the wife is just plain crazy and sleeping with someone else. And so on.

I liked the movie, but didn’t love it.

 

Posted in: General, Photos Tagged: Board Games, Friends, Gert, Movies, Photos, Review, Star Trek

In a Mine! In a Mine! Where a Million Diamonds Shine!

Sunday, October 26, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

20141026_000544I bought this book recently, but didn’t get around to actually using it until today. The point of the book is to carry it with you while you turn your normal daily life into a scavenger hunt to find the items listed in the book. And when you have found one of the items, you turn around the book and flip to a random page. The edge of the page then tells you what to do with the item you’ve found and then, after you’ve done that, you can register it in the book.

20141026_000602Yesterday I joined Ingrid in going to The Farm to celebrate Julius’ birthday. It was a really fun day with good people and tasty food (they had made a wide assortment of cakes, tea and candies). While walking around checking out the new goats I found a magnificent white feather. And today I realised the book had a feather on the list 😀

As you can see, it has a space to note the time and date and how and where I found it. I wrote in the corner what I was supposed to do with it (Play) and since that isn’t something you can really show, I described it around the feather. And to keep it festive, I taped it to the page with fabric tape.

20141025_213358I also spent some time, yesterday, building my new Warcraft Lego Set. It consists of a Goblin on a rocket and a Night Elf on a sabercat (aka “Barren’s Chase”).

On Friday, Gert and I went to see Pride. This is an historical film taking place in England during the miner’s strike of 1984-85. The movie opens in London during a march for LGBT rights. After the march, a group of friends meet up in the bookstore of one of them and discuss politics. As they get to the strike, they realise that the plight of the miner’s is not unlike theirs. Both are not seen very positively in the public eye and garner a lot of abuse.

The group decides to band together to raise money for the miners. Raising money is very much needed as the union’s funds are getting depleted and social security is limited, so the miners are short on money and necessities.

Thus the Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners organisation is formed. It doesn’t always go well, but eventually they have raised a fair amount and go about looking for a way to get it to the needy. They contact the National Union of Miners, but they refuse the donation, not wanting to be associated with the LGSM. At first discouraged, the group decide not to give up and start looking for a town to give their money to. They find the Welsh town of Onllwyn and are ecstatic when they accept the money.

Pride_posterThey pile into their van and travel to Wales to hand over the money. Once there, the atmosphere is awkward at first, as the town had not quite understood they were a gay group. However over the course of the movie, the continued support and interactions show most of the town that the LGSM are people, too, and they gain a mutual understanding of each other that is paid back after the strike ends.

I loved this movie. It takes place in the same time period as The Normal Heart, and touches on some of the same topics (acceptance, gay rights, AIDS) but mostly this is a heartwarming story in a difficult time, whereas The Normal Heart is heartbreaking.

Posted in: General, Photos Tagged: Books, Friends, Gert, Ingrid, Movies, Pathé, Photos, Review, The Farm, World of Warcraft

Welcome to Your Life

Friday, October 10, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

I’m liking Luke Evans more and more. I saw him, consciously, for the first time in The Hobbit (where I was, at first, mightily confused about the two Orlando Blooms…) and I really like what he does with Bard. Today I saw him in Dracula Untold.

I’ve been seeing the trailer for weeks now and it pushes all my buttons. Supernatural creatures, historical referencing, fantastic costumes and sets, and a good lead actor. So, Gert and I went to see it. As I expected I loved the movie. It’s a fictionalized account (obviously) of Vlad the Impaler. As a kid, he was traded to the Ottoman Empire to be raised there as a political hostage together with a 1000 boys for the Ottomans to use as cannon fodder in their army. As such, he fought in the Ottoman army as well and there gained his nickname of The Impaler for the heinous ways he would dispose of his enemies.

As an adult, no longer suited to fight, he is released and returns home, the Ottomans decline somewhat. He gets married, takes over the throne and has a son, all the while trying desperately to forget the past. This works decently until about ten years later. Over the years, the Ottomans have started to rise in power again. There are incursions of scouts and an all around feeling of unease.

One night, during a banquet of sorts, the Ottoman prince comes a-calling. He is of the same age as Vlad, they were raised together.  But tonight he comes to claim another 1000 boys, including the young prince. Vlad refuses him and a fight breaks out. He loses the fight and is forced to concede. A few days later, they meet the Prince’s caravan on the road to do the hand-over of the boy. There, Vlad rebels and kills the men of the Prince and rides off.

Having basically put his country at war with the Ottomans, Vlad searches for help. He enters a cavern in the mountains of which there are many rumours of horrible things. In there, he meets the vampire and strikes a deal. He gains the powers of a vampire for three days and three nights. If he does not succumb to the powers in that time (i.e. drinks human blood) he will regain his humanity afterwards. If he does succumb, he will become the vampire.

With his new found powers, Vlad takes on the Ottomans in battle and fights both them, and his new urges, while trying to hide the monstrous side of his abilities from his family and his people.

Posted in: General Tagged: Friends, Gert, Movies, Pathé, Review, Videos

Koos, Thomas and Robert

Friday, October 3, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

Social Media can be a really useful thing 🙂 After my birthday party last Sunday, my little (second) cousin lost his favourite stuffed animal Koos while on the way home. He was seated on the back of the bicycle and fell asleep and probably dropped it. Since it was his favourite, he was devastated. Monday I discussed this with Kim and later that day she sent me a link and said “isn’t this it?”

The link was to a Facebook post in a a local group, someone had found a stuffed animal and was looking for the owner. It sounded just like Koos. So I posted there, saying it was probably my cousin’s and warned my cousin that it looked like Koos had been found. She contacted the lady and indeed, it was Koos! Yesterday they picked him up there.  Lucky for them he’d already fallen off the bike still in town, and luckily there are people that are willing to put in some effort to return lost goods. Faith in humanity restored 🙂

Monday I also went to the movies with Kim. We saw The Mazerunner. It was entertaining, but a bit too fast and easy. It also reinforced that it’s really not a good idea to read the books that close to seeing the film (I finished the book that morning). The differences really stood out, and I think if there had been a week or twee between, I would’ve liked the movie better. Not that it was bad, but was okay-good, not good or good-good.

Then yesterday I went to see The Equalizer with Gert. I don’t normally watch straight-up action movies, but I’d seen the trailer for The Equalizer a few times among the previews before other movies and it seemed interesting. I’m glad to be able to say that the movie lived up to my expectations.

The story revolves around Robert, a middle aged man with a hidden past, who lives a quiet life with set routines. During the day, he works at a big hardware store where he tries to help his co-workers. At night, when he can’t sleep, he goes to a diner to read his book and talk with another regular there: Alina, a young prostitute. One night, he sees her being abused by her pimp and stands up for her. When she is then so severely beaten that she is hospitalized, he decides to act.

He seeks out Slavi who ‘owns’ her, and offers his savings to buy her freedom. Slavi ridicules him and declines the offer. Robert then kills Slavi and the four other gangsters present in about 16 seconds. Later, Robert is called in by the authorities and we learn he used to be a special ops agent who is now retired, and that the gangsters he killed were hotshots in the Russian mafia.

This is the start of the main action. Robert is pursued by a mafia hitman named Teddy and has to use all his skills and wits to outsmart him. Of course he succeeds, but the twists and turns in that are interesting, and not always as expected.

Posted in: General Tagged: Family, Friends, Gert, Good Things, Kim, Movies, Pathé, Review

Short Stack

Friday, September 19, 2014 by Tse Moana Leave a Comment

Today was my last day of work. No worries, though, it’s just a holiday. I have a glorious week-and-a-half off. I started my relax time by assisting my Dad who showed up to repair Nienke’s bicycle tyre and then watching The Voice 🙂

I also went to see Guardians of the Galaxy for the fourth time earlier this week, with Jasper and some others from work.

Posted in: General Tagged: Friends, Holidays, Movies
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